Thursday, February 28, 2013

There were three boys in a classroom: one named Zip, Dick, and Pea. Their ...

There were three boys in a classroom: one named Zip, Dick, and Pea. Their teacher leaves the room for a moment, so Zip gets on top of the cupboard, Dick goes inside the cupboard, and Pee jumps around outside.

The teacher returns and yells: "Zip down, Dick out, and Pea in the corner!"